Telephone jokes
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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we
encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it
arrived and have a conversation about the contents!
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck.
What do ghosts use to phone home?
A terror-phone.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in the night.
At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I'm sorry if I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line. "That's all right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
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