Telephone jokes
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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient.
"Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist.
"As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient.
"And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."
What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
A phone moan.
How does a baboon make phone calls?
He just monkeys around on the line!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A smooth operator!
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
A symphony
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