Telephone jokes
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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !
Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir."
"What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night?
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
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