Telephone jokes
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour?
Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
Bell-bottoms!
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
You get a buzzy signal.
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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