Telephone jokes

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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer!
Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!

Rating: 3.4 |

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away!
Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen.
Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!

Rating: 3.8 |

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
A wake-up call!

Rating: 2.8 |

What animals talk on the telephone the most?
The yakety-yaks!

Rating: 3.8 |

Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold.
Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!

Rating: 3.4 |

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